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Oh no, Washington Post, no
How did this happen?! Courtesy of Bethesdaist (via DCist) fo’ shizzle. DCist link here
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Yes DC media outlets, it is effing hot outside
Correction, it’s hot as balls outside. Effing hot is not sufficient. Drink in the Haze You see, I noticed that blogs around town like to report on the weather despite the fact there is really nothing...
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Weekend review: the sun, the storm and assessing the damage
The North Wind and the Sun were disputing which was the stronger, when a traveler came along wrapped in a cloak. They agreed that the one who first succeeded in making the traveler take his cloak...
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Where do babies come from? Snow and boredom my child
Morning Reader(s). Sigh. Monday morning again. We are coming off quite an eventful weekend. Chelsea Clinton got married in a beautiful Vera Wang strapless gown (though she looked quite skinny no?),...
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People that prefer snowmageddon to our heat wave should be destroyed
Yes, it’s hot outside. Very hot. According to NBC Washington, yesterday was day #50 this summer to reach temperatures of 90 degrees or higher. The statistic is admittedly impressive and we all feel a...
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A defense of summer on the first day of autumn
Dear readers, Today, as many of you know, is the first day of fall. This is news that seems to be lifting the spirits of nearly everyone I encounter. If my Facebook newsfeed is any indication of the...
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DC Christmas tree pickup is shockingly depressing
Most of us DC transplants grew up in a suburb in some form or fashion. Well, except for those really, really irritating Manhattan bastards that can’t understand how we survived not being in a city....
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The weather outside is frightful and Hans is missing
And no, there is no fire. No delightful. I am currently at school for my first day of courses. We did not get a 2-hour delay so I slid into class at 9am, literally slid, because the ice is RIDICULOUS...
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DC weather forecast is a harbinger for end of days
This morning I made the unfortunate decision to have a look at DC’s weekly weather forecast over on TBD. This is what I found: Just the beginning Jesus what is going on with Wednesday?!?!?! Armageddon...
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Fall is back, DC citizens squeal with excitment
Fall is back in DC (also presumably everywhere else) and if my Facebook and Twitter feeds are any indication, the regional population couldn’t be happier. So I suppose you have come here to read what...
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